Thursday, February 12, 2009
01:23
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simplicity is complex.
okay these are some funny soccer stuffs i found online.
"In golf you hit a ball a couple of hundred yards and then you walk towards it (the game is a candidate for the most retarded sport ever award)"
"In some cases, having a global authority making sure that you follow certain standards is a good thing. But hey, what’s the point of playing a sport when you can’t pump yourself with drugs to make you faster / stronger? If you can’t cheat, why play?"
"...Plus if there’s no porn, how can a genuine American sports fan enjoy the game? Without cheerleaders soccer just isn’t manly enough. It’s blasphemous."
"But the undoubted king of the shouting goalies has to Peter Schmeichel. Right? Wrong! In a match against Birmingham in 1975, United’s legendary keeper Alex Stepney managed to shout at his defenders in such a vigorous manner that he, erm, dislocated his jaw."
